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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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