that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Quick, to the slutcave!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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