You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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