i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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