okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
be right there i have to get my cape
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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