i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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