last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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