i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
