the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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