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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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