Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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