My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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