Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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