You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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