im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
