They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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