What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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