i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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