There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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