Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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