I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Non-Jews are for practice
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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