Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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