Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
