if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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