do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I supernannyed him into submission
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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