I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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