The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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