Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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