hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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