You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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