What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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