i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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