haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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