The maid of honor just puked.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
vagina is talking i cant
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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