My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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