you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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