Plan B is the new Plan A
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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