before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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