It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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