Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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