Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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