You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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