oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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