tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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