Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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