So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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