are you still at the devil's house?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
