I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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