i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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