you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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