i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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