I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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