And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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