As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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