That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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