I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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